Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
