She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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