remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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