do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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