How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Bring me that man meat
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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