why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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