Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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