ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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