Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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