Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Randomize
