Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dick very happy bro
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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