this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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