no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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