what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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