i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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