I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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