This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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