She said her name was "party"
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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