My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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