At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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