you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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