are you still at the devil's house?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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