Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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