Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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