She just used a chaser for red wine.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
where are my pants?
in the oven.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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