Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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