How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize