How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
