he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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