I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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