To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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