this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Your topless pictures make me question reality
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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