There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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