I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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