At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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