I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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