TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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