There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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