My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
