this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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