Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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