sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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