I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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