theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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