Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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