i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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