I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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