Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I heard we made out
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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