The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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