I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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