Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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