How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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