there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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