Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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