Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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