Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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